Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Funny Junk Mail

"I greet you! I've been looking for you for most of all my life. But you were so hard to find. But suddenly I decided to come here, and I lost my mind when I saw you. Everything I want now is loving You, caring You and being with you. Everything I want is becoming your second half. We are still far from each other, we don't have memories and romantic dates. But just imagine how many dates are waiting for us in future, what sweet memories we will have. If you are tired of empty relations, of empty trials to build happy family life in love, I will give you everything you need and miss: love, passion, care, tenderness, and comfort of sweet home. I hope that I am woman of your dream, and you can find me if you look at here: (some mail order bride website)."


s said...

Hysterical, my favorite line has to be "i hope i am the woman of your dream". Haha i almost fell of my chair. Thanks for this turned my thursday right around.

my life is brilliant said...

Nice! MY personal favorite is, "Everything I want is becoming your second half." I'm pretty sure I don't know a guy who could turn THAT down!